Friday, August 11, 2006

Some girls are nice enough to get themselves killed

Well, I found out that one of my friends, a girl from Hong Kong, "Lili"(she is the roomate of Trang, my Vietnamese friend) has been riding her bicycle with breaks that "only work when she is going slow." I asked her why she hadn't asked anyone for help, and broken down through part English and part Japanese, is that she didn't want to trouble anyone to come fix it. Even though she rides it almost entirely on hills...and her brakes don't work much of the time. in a crowed city with almost no footpaths that aren't for cars also...across many blind corners. So, instead of having a dead polite friend, I decide to tell her I'd fix the brakes today. If it is anything typical, as I think it is, I can fix it. I think she just has the brakepads off center. They can slip off at high speeds. If this is the case it does match the "symptoms."

I managed to get a reasonable picture of the second hill I walked past (behind more or less) from yesterday, as well as a picture of the watertower. The picture is from perhaps 2-4 kilometers away, zoomed-in, of course. This hill is the most likely candidate for the name of "Midori ga Oka" (The Green Hill) in my mind at this moment.

One final announcement: it is now possible for you to place comments on my blog in order to get back to me on your thoughts about my life or blog, reactions to my writing, audacity of my statements...anything in connection to the blog. Just click on "Comments at the bottom of a blog to place comments on that blog. I don't believe there is a way to place general comments, so, if you have comments about muliple blogs, then either leave them on one and state it is for more than one, or split your thoughts onto two or more, or whatever you wish. I can and will try to reply to you on these as well. If you don't want your comments to be seen by other viewers, for whatever reason, you can just email me like many of you do. And a big "Thank You" goes out to Brian Hall for being the first victim on Wheel of Comments.

Whoops, one more announcement! I have links to my home website for those of you intersted in Attending or visiting KUINS/KUIS/whatever you want to call it. Or for those who are interested. You can find a number of basics about the area listed on the site. The lower-right hand corner of the page goes to my groups' area, and the International Excange Center are my pals too. This link is in the corner to your right on this very page--look!!--the upper right! It says KUINS! Marvelous! And above it is TheBlogof Nate! Even better! The Blog of Nathan Fitz! There, you can find info about adventures to many other countries than Adam's, and stories about fish that scare women. That's right. It has EVERYTHING. And everything I know about Blogging I might have learned some from him. It's very good. Trust me. And alot less wordy than my blog.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Accidental Mountain Summiting

Today, I accidently summited a mountain. That's right. Didn't really mean to.

Today was one of the few days over the next month that has absolutely nothing listed on my calendar. I slept in, practiced a little Japanese and Vietnamese, talked with my sister Nicole online. Nothing special really.

Just then, I got the itch.

No, not the itch to go have a visit with the neighbors annoying dog that I've now "affectionately" nicknamed "football." That's right, there was a bug on my leg. These things get into everywhere in Japan.

But, after shaking it off, there was another itch. Adventure. Maybe I should go on a little adventure. I can go see more of Ao Yama, and if I am not too tired, perhaps I can go find that tourist attraction, the shrine up North about 10 kilometers...

It was worth a shot. Maybe I could take some pictures of some of the odd-looking houses in the area, or some fabulous Japanese gardens. I head off with my white bicycle towards Ao Yama (The Blue Mountain) a neighborhood near mine. I haven't entirely figured out why it is called that, but I've gotten my share of ideas today. I coast down a low, long hill that is obviously a descent into the large valley east of Midori ga Oka (The Green Hill) and maybe is the road out the neighborhood known as Ao Yama. As I reach what I think is near the edge of Aoyama and the strip of habitated begins to narrow with forest closing in on both sides, I take a right at a "Cosmo" gas station, know by the big "O" logo. (They are a major gas company here in Japan.) I do this because I can see there is a fence, one of the ones that surrounds most of the populated areas along the edge of the forests of Hyogo, fences that need to be there to hold back the overpowering thick vegetatitive growth. I took a couple pictures, of the fence and the solution to running power through impassable forest, but those will be for another day.

I ride along the forest-edge, seeing if I can find a way through to the area where a certain memorial park is on the other side of the mountains. Along the way, however, I find, strangely enough, a break in the fence. It is about 6 meters across, perhaps, and has an old, but not particularly recently-used look about it. I drive away a little bit, then, reconsidering, turn back, hopping off my bike. I am already a bit tired from going back up the hill that I had coasted down for a few minutes (in tracing the wall of forest I had managed to get back up the hill that I had come down), but I decide to get off my bike (since it looks a little steep). This IS the first break in the growth that I have seen short of where they carved out land for houses and baseball fields and the like, and the first footpath not made of solid pavement is a new thing to me here.

I brace myself against the possiblity of spiderwebs and begin pushing my bike up the slight incline which quickly becomes a steep ascent. The path has a few switchbacks, and in the meanwhile the slope gets steeper and steeper, with slightly more spiderwebs as I go. I consider the possibility that, in the even that I want to come down, bringing the bike might not be so easy, especially since it was becoming quite a chore to not only keep my footing on the path but also to push the bicycle along with me in the meantime. The path begins to have less of the helpful tree-roots that had helped me more when the slope was less, and the partial growth that holds sandy soils and pebbly rocks in place begin to be my only hope of continuing without slipping and sliding down a short length of footpath into the webs of plants--and those of the big yellow and black spiders I have seen living in peoples' hedges and trees in their narrow front yards. Without pausing, continuing upward, I think about leaving the bike on the trailside. Except there is no trailside. I don't really have the ability to "park" it anyway, since the trail is steep, and besides the trail, there is only growth too think for me to place my bike. Even if I could park it, it would block the entire path, and I suppose, in reflection, that I could have hung it in a tree, but even in that case, I'd have had to get it down and taken it down the slope with me. Besides, what if this trail was still passable to its end? Trails don't lead to nothing, as long as they don't completely overgrow. So I press onward--or...upward.

Eventually, I wearily come to an intersection. There is a much more suitable trail, with room for about 1 big person, 2 small ones, or a man and a bike abreast. Excellent. There is a dark, rust-brown fence of about shoulder height. This is obviously the major trail, and as I can see from the lay of the slope to either sides of the narrow trail, that this marks the crest of the ancient mountain. Many people are not aware of it, but much of the State of Washington has trails using this same method of trail-carving as in the Cascade Mountains. Luckily, these are not as pointy, and falling anywhere just means into brush. I have two options here: take the trail that leads downhill to my left, or the one uphill to my right. I pause to consider. The one to my right would take me to the vallley where that shrine is, but it might lead to a ford in the stream that is in between. I can't take my bike across a ford of any kind, and I don't feel like getting wet, so, right it is. Maybe there will be a softer slope leading downward into the town on the end of this trail. As might be said in Minnesota, "A guy can hope, anyway." As I push the bike up the much more gradual slope, my feet slipping lightly as I go, I try to figure out how the vegetation is kept at bay. There is a slight scent to the earth, and it is here that I realize that perhaps they salt the soil or something similar. I notice something on the way-side. It is a trailmarker! A footlength in stature and made of stone, it is the Kanji (whole/part word ideographic symbols) for "Three" and "Book." I think about it, and decide that these Kanji are probably Kanji at the beginning of a word on one of my maps of Miki, explaing why they look so familiar together. However, I can tell that they are NOT the symbols for Ao Yama, the neighborhood which I am southeast of, nor are these part of the name Midori ga Oka, which has a much, much more elaborate kanji. Miki? If this marker is for Miki, I consider, then this trail MUST be very long! The area of Miki only starts a couple kilometers south of here, but it stretches perhaps another 10 or so kilometers in the direction that the trail was pointing. For the trail to be labeled Miki so far away from the city proper, then this has to be a mark to tell travelers that they are in the Miki area. This is obviously also not a mark that they are near Miki proper for another reason: this stone marker is so old as to be from before the town below was related to Miki in any way besides perhaps being under the control of Samuai who ruled from Miki.

Shortly ahead, I see that the trail splits, leading towards a better-lit area. Better lit means a break in the green-ness that is Kansai. Whether it is an outlook or a trail down, I'd certainly like to know. I head out onto a lumpy mound of pebble-rock, park my bike atop it, and take a picture of Ao Yama from a ways up, using my zoom to see through a better gap in the trees. As the phone's camera program produces an artifical shutter sound over the tiny speaker, another sound catches my attention: My bike has fallen off the mound, upside-down into a bushy tree or tree-like bush. I haul it out and continue onward, enjoying my little jaunt in the wild enough that I am ignoring the heat despite the late-afternoon August hike up the seemingly endless ridge.

The insects that make loud noise constantly in all of Kansai, something like a huge (loud) cricket, have silenced themselves (or left) the part of the mountain crest I am continuing to push forward (and uphill). I have long since been unable to see the town, nor hear it, and I muse over the irony that it might be that the insects--the same insects that make so much noise, waking people up, keeping them awake, and generally irritating people much of the time--are actually only loud because they themselves are irritated at the presence of humans who have been in their forested lands and have left an open, unprotected sky in their wake. I spot another split in the trail. I see light and a clearing on the path to my right, so I immediately turn my bike that way. There is a bit more clear sky above from here, and in this place I find something unexpected on this clearing at the peak of the mountain: Shrines.



















There appear to be two. I look at each of them, unsure how old they are, or who put them there. I suddenly realized that I am basically standing in the middle of a small cemetery. However, unlike a European one, it doesn't have a cold or dark feeling. These are proud memoirs of people who have passed, people who have lived, and died. These are marks of communal commitment by loved ones, both the living and the dead and...I still haven't seen anyone. And outside of the small clearing, spiderwebs are everywhere.

There is a railing opposite of the two shrines. It is an obvious post WWII contribution to the safety of the mourning, who, teary eyed might find themselves accidently standing and falling off the cliffside. It's hard enough when one person dies. Next to it is a gate. I think they are referred to by the Japanese as something like a Shidoo. It has rocks placed along the tops of the horizontal sections, each one some kind of symbol of spiritual contibution, I would gather. I look out over the cliff itself from near the railing and I note that I can once again see out over the town. I am very near Ao Yama Community Center and Saty (the most reasonable deparment store around). Seeing it below seems much farther away from where I stand. The contrast between the abandoned-looking site and the bustling city, unheard below with a quiet that is almost painful, keeps me there for a moment. I noitce, off in the distance, a blue looking mountian. This is the peak of a mountain, surely, and it hangs over the heart of downtown Ao Yama, so I had figured upon arriving that this was Ao Yama. Now I see that there might be another alternative: This mountain that is not really visible from the valley bellow, is very readily visible here, on this very green hill. So Ao Yama might be named after the view not the location. Midori ga Oka, then, might be named after the hill itself, or the next one over!

Feeling ready to find out how green the next hill (nearer to Midori ga Oka village) was as well as to see what other treasures I can find, I decide to press onward, ignoring my fatigue and the heat. I turn, and look to see if the other split in the trail heads along the ridge further and to see if it intersects the path with the gate, and I notice another shrine. This one is so old that the bottom had crumbled, being propped up with a section of the broken original. There are Kanji along the length of it, vertically of course, since it is probably from well before the time of significant Western influence, if not earlier than any Western influence, which seems likely. However, it is so time-worn that even the stone itself cannot be read for it's Kanji easily, despite how deep it was originally etched. I doubt it is likely that if anyone has forgotten the name of this shrine, that anyone could determine the first name of the person by its remains, let alone his last name on the mostly intact section. I was perhaps lucky to have even noticed it, since the plantlife has grown around it. The other two had reasonable clearing around them, and there is no sign of a clearing around this one as having ever existed.

Once again having the urge to move, I gather my bicycle and head down the trail, through the shrine. I barely duck in time to avoid the spiderwebs...well, I duck late enough that I only brush a few strands instead of something more. Another sign of either a low number of visitors or a huge, fast-acting population of spiders. Only a dozen or so steps later, something large swoops down past my head with a flap of dark wings! I am quite certain immediately that it isn't any of the local birds I have seen, due to its size. My head turns to follow it. It is a butterfly!! More, it is probably the biggest one I have ever seen, living or under glass. It moves with wide, slower swoops, that remind me not of the local birds that I thought it might have been at first, but instead like the slow, strong swoops of a hawk. I can hardly believe my eyes, but as I fiddle with my phone to reopen it and activate the camera, it moves into the shrine area proper. It is fast, due to its size, so by the time I can get my camera ready it is gone again. Rats. Then as I close the camera it comes back out, immediately followed by my reopening of the camera. Finally, I follow it past the big shrine, deciding that I am leaving my phone open and camera-ready until either the battery dies or I am off this mountain. I follow it through a few-too-many spider webs, only gettting stuck by a few, until I notice that this minor, older path splits. To my right is another shrine! The butterfly is gone again, having disappeared in a single flap of the wings into the thick canopy. This shrine is entirely surrounded by spiderwebs, so, despite the nearby spider on its web, I leave my bike and duck very low holding my hand ahead of my as if I was going to karate chop someone on the neck. Strangely appropriate that I am in Japan and needing this. The light filters down on this shrine and into the small clearing just right that it puts an amazing, only slightly erie glow around the shrine itself. The camera can almost do it justice, I note, after I use my now-ready camera up for a photo.

Once again, I turn and head through the shrine-opening, retrieving my bicycle along the way. At least this thing is good for clearing the lower spiderwebs as I walk. I spot a smaller butterfly of a gorgeous orange colour I may have never seen before and attempt to take a picture. I...mostly fail. It is below. I could only take a picture for a moment, and it was a moment with bad light streaming through the trees, poor lighting on the subject, and it was over the fence, a bit too far off. Well, I got a picture of a butterfly. Only a normal, American sized one. Funny that "American sized" here means smaller than Japanese. That is atypcial of almost everything on this island.

I continue onward, waiting for a large red bee that is hovering in the path to move. After edging up on it VERY slowly, it decides to move up the trail, and, lucky for me, off of it. I was starting to think that this slight downhill trail along the ridge that descended from the zenith would be continous, but it did as I thought might, and started to go back up again. Again I see a roadmarker. I take a photo. This one is in much worse condition and probably older. This impies to me that this mountain either allows for greater weathering due to it being bigger or that these markers have be moved based on territory, and that this trail is very, very old. There have been occasional breaks in the fence that is on only the one side of the road, revealing trails that have grown over, perhaps two out of the dozens that I have passed have been used in years, and some would not at first glace even be trails. If not for the gap in the fence, I would not have noticed that they had ever been trails, unless I was really looking, and then I'd probably only be able to guess by the fact that there is no really old growth there, and only old growth.

Then, I am almost hit in the head by another monstrous, slow-flapping yet fast moving butterfly. Is this the same one? It doesn't look the slightest bit smaller, if anything it looks BIGGER! I move to take a photo but this time I only get one so blurred as to be completely worthless. I start to follow it, and again, it makes me backtrack along the trail. I once again leave the bike knowing I will certainly come back this way once I get one single good picture of this thing, if I ever can, if it ever lands for a moment. Glancing down for a split second to erase the last picture makes me again lose track of the butterfly. Defeated, I return to my bike where, either the same one or yet another gigantic butterfly flutters over my bike, more like a crow might hover over a new carcass, by its movement. Of course, in fast motion, its hovering side to side in low swoops are still too fast to catch on camera, and it refuses to leave right away, leaving me feeling mocked for a time as I wait with my lens focused roughly on it. Just when it looks like it is about to land, it flies of with only a few wingbeats and is gone.

After another good length of time, I spot another old marker, this one of a yellow stone. This one seems newer than that others. I also see that this one has something different about it...I can see that there is a third Kanji below the first two! And...it says Miki! So at least one of my hypothesis were right, it seems. This is way more fun than some reconstructed temple for tourists! I move on after yet another photo, only to see buried away fairly deeply in the forest floor, another marker. Two so close together bothers me for some reason, and when I look at the marker, I see that the stone has been stained red. My blood chills a bit as I look it. I don't know what happened here, but I get the feeling it was bad, and that is why they put in another marker. This one looks about the same as the other three, but...that blood-red stain and the fact that my camera doesn't want to focus on it is enough to get me moving fairly quickly. I move ahead. Another monstrous black butterfly with white spots on its wings almost hits me in the head.


Suddenly, I find myself with only a row of trees between myself and a gigantic water tower. It has wide spiral staircases along the sides of it, and is fenced off by a very tall and surdy-looking metal fence painted an ugly shade of light blue that is faded and rust shows through. There are at least 2 of these towers, and they are so large as to make their wide spiral staircases seem small. Seeing a dark object swoop across the sky, I immediately turn and whip my camera into place. A real hawk. I had been getting conditioned in the forest, I guess. But, as it flies toward the tower's staircase, I use the opportunity to use is as a size comparison. Even at maximum zoom, as I had used for the shots of the city below while I was on the mountain, the bird is only a tiny black spec on the top-left of the staircase-tower in the center of the picture.

I finally hop onto my bike, having only just reached paved land for my picture of the towers, and started rolling while breaking down the long, wide road of blacktop that leads to the water towers. The only other thing up here appears to be a house. Upon closer inspection, as I reach a chain that is across the road with a number of warning signs on the OTHER side of the road, is that this is probably some kind of office for utility workers that looks like a house (fairly common here, but definitely not in the majority). Although I can't read the signs, I understand that my presence behind them is BAD, especially as a foreigner, and I know that if anyone who knew I was from KUIS saw me there that I would be reported to the school and quite possibly the police. How was I supposed to know that this old trail was also a back door in the heavy defenses around the utilities center of Miki? So I roll much more quickly, passing sign after warning sign (labeled on the opposite side I was coming from every time) until finally I roll into the edge of Midori ga Oka village itself, rather abruptly, and I feel for the first time more in a foreign land than I have since I arrived. The distinct contrast between being up there and being here is...enormous. At almost every level, at least on the outside, these homes are different. These roads are different. The trees, the flowers, and the grass are different. The carriages are different, and so are the people who drive them, and so is the economy that drives them, and the costs of a westernized lifestyle on those outside of Japan. This is a very different place from the one than those folks from the hill knew. An isolated corner of the world whose politics, food, culture, everything that was theirs...was wrought from this land, and this land alone. For over 200 years there was no outside contact. And now the same attrocities that allow the western powers to survive are at work here. Everything is changed, nothing has been left immune to the changing winds. Perhaps that is and always will be the case, but...this was so fast. So much. So far.

And it made me all the more aware of how much technology, as well as the west in general, has had an effect on the lifestyles of these people. I wonder now, what would the people who are up there now have thought about the way things are down here? Would they be proud? Happy? Sad? Would they feel their culture had been defiled? Shoved aside for the sake of progress? Maybe all of those things...I could definitely understand why people would resist westernization. I could even sympathize with it, but...somehow, now I can empathize with this resistance more easily.

I had a heck of an adventure today. I can't really say for certain what it is I "learned," but I feel I should hang onto these experiences today for a long time.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Link to overhead view of Midori ga Oka

CORRECTION ON LONGITUDE AND LATITUDE: My house is at 34'46'30.28 N 135'01'48.01 E, the University is in the area of 34'46'20 N 135'02'36. This would be better for using Google Earth, a different but similar program that can do alot more, but incorporates a downloaded program. It seems I had had a gross over-estimation of the degrees N, so I appologize to any of you that were using that as a location mechanism.



A warning: this post is only for maps of my area of Japan.

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en
&sll=34.902545,134.79023&sspn=0.13430
8,0.322037&q=miki&ie=UT
F8&ll=34.772358,135.035512&spn=0.0084
08,0.020127&t=k&om=1


This link should, theoretically, take you to an a overhead view of where I live.

Pictured on the right, slightly bellow center, is my campus, Kansai Kyokusai Daigaku (Kansai University of International Studies). It is a big block on the edge of forest, with a light-coloured sakka (soccer) field.

Pictured in the lower left, the yellowed patch of sand in the shape of a baseball field is (you guessed it) a baseball field that was uses for the Bonburi dance I went to and fireworks.

Pictured, sadly, in the fuzzy area, in fact on the exact edge of the fuzzy area, is my house. It is directly east (right) of the zoom-cursor on the left side of the screen. We have a small patch of grass and sand across the street that can be barely seen, with a black car parked there, if you care to zoom in. (so close!)

The nearby grocers are seen on the regular "map" (street map) by pressing the "Map" button on the picture, Co-op (Coohpu or Cooh) and Toto (pronounced like it looks). Feel free to switch between Satellite and Map, but Hybrid only works for roman character-maps. Which Japan is most certainly not. So you have to contrast them to see. Just so you know, the general shape of the place is uphill to the east. This is the "Oka" (hill) of Midori ga Oka The hill itself is now cement grey, but, everything around the hill and the edges of the other green hills are most certainly entirely green-looking, as you can see. Just so you know, if they manage to update the view here, the fields will be greener, partially because we have astroturf around more commonly now, including on the field at school.

Taikyoken Class

I met for my first Taikyoken class (T'ai Chi Ch'uan or Tai Chi as some of you might know it) and had an interesting time. The first hour of the class was stretching, using...mostly the principles that we ourselves pratice in the US. I recieve a few interesting questions, such as what "English Taikyoken is like" Eventually, I just had Keiko translate to the teacher that I wouldn't mind demonstrating my own form. After I finished, she said little, but seemed thoughtful, retreating off to the side of the room while our single short break for the 2-hour class was about to end. A few others watched as well.
Eventually, I started to hear in one of her later speeches something about an American, his form, and then her exaggerating poor form and good form (I hoped that this meant that mine was the good one and not the bad one!) I later asked Kyoko what she said, and it was better than I thought! Apparently she said (rough translation) "American has good form because he does not stop, he is flowing, smooth, and does not destroy his yoke when he uses [push] and keeps good bloodflow through the wrists in all of his form, as I saw in his Cloud Hands." The way she stated it, how long she spent on it, and the demonstrations themselves of my distinction as a practicioner was terribly flattering! I'm actually glad I didn't understand it all right there in from of about 50 other students in the gymnasium because I think I would have been pretty embarassed! Still, I am happy that me, a total newcomer and foreigner of a different style would recieve such high regards on the first day. She is an very good artist. That made the honor all the greater. I am very happy, but don't think I'm going to let it go to my head. Now 50 other students are going to be looking at me for guidance and with limited communicative ability, and almost no ability for most to understand English or Chinese terms, and my very limited ability to understand Kansai-ben (the local-regional dialect) I will have to be learning there 24 movement form awful quickly, so I will be attending more often at least for now. It is free until September, and then $10/month! So I'll be going when I can.
This Sunday, I found out at the end of class, there is a class in "Midorigaoka-cho Nishi [Park]" Which, when a map was drawn for me, turned out to be the one on the next BLOCK from my house! ...But it is at 6:30 am. So I'll go, stiff and cranky at the time, but I think I'll enjoy myself enough regardless. Keiko and Junko will be meeting me there too, that will be only their 3rd class ever.

So you're probably wondering who Keiko and Junko are! Keiko likes to practice her English translation for fun, and Junko is her former classmate from school They both are pretty good in English, but not great. Kyoko (the teacher-friend of Maybelle, the Phillipino girl I met from the tour) arranged for her friend (Keiko) who had only been to one class, to show me where it was and translate. I am fairly certain that there are few that Kyoko has ever owed anything to, and that there are many who owe her. So, in getting to Taikyoken, she had me meet her at a closer location to my home, where I locked up my bike. When I got into her car, a CD began playing in the disc-player. It was Neo-Genesis Evangelion's theme song! Which we were listening to on the way to T'ai Chi! So you can imagine what I think of Keiko. Yep. Pretty rad.


By the way, here are some of those pictures some of you were waiting for:


Our house
A common Kansai house

A common 2-car driveway (gate optional)

Our house's driveway (bikes/scooters only)

...and a westernized-looking house, with its proportions just a bit off, and a bit small. Sidways driveway and tiny Japanese-style car included, however. You can't see it well but they have left out snowboards, bicycles, and many other "commonly stolen goods" in their front yard...and they've probably been there since winter, most of the time, with no locks!

Monday, August 07, 2006

Tsune Nishi Returns!

For the first time in a very long time, I got to talk to my friend who visited us in America for over a week about 2 years ago: Tsune Nishi! For those of you who don't know, he was a student with me at EWU. He is a little guy with a big heart, and pretty cool to boot, although he's grown up in the city for so long that the outdoors are kind of intimidating to him, so in that way we contrast. Anyways, it looks like he is a busy guy now, and the workforce has placed him in a new location: Osaka! That's right, the 2nd closest major city in the area. I could get there by 2 or 3 trains for only about $30 roundtrip. As opposed to Tokyo, which I was predicting before, which would cost about $800 roundtrip! So I get to see Tsune, in all likelihood, sometime on this vacation. I wasn't able to talk to him for long, because he had a big meeting to attend, but I'm happy he is doing fairly well.

On a less joyful note, I found out today that my very homesick friend, Trang, went up the super-heated hill this morning to the school, to email her friends back home in Vietnam, only to find out that they have closed the computer labs until the 17th. So she's either going to write shorter text messages, or she'll have to find another way. I suppose I'll let her use my laptop sometime so she can write some serious emails rather than use an abbreviated uncomfortable phone-button-pusing marathon.

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Engrishes

Today's Blog is a little different. I will tell you only a small number of things: One, I'm on vacation. Two, I bought a very nice bicycle with a great warrantee for about 90 bucks. Three, The two teams that I worked with in for their short English plays from their texts this Summer Camp got 1st and 2nd place, while my protoge got 1st in two single-person events and was included in the group that got 2nd place in the theatre portion! If anyone sees Linda or Eileen, please tell them about that, and tell them "Thank You!" for teaching me so well. Four, English, or "Engrish" as it is often pronounced, is a very misleading or funny thing. I could shop all day if only for the bad English. Here are my favourites so far, which will be the rest of my blog for the evening:




















Made from Real Baby?
















Collon and Cream Collon...little tube sections with children drawn on them. Wow. I won't even try to make fun of it; it's too easy.















For those of you who like LOTS of Collon, there are two kinds, New Cream and New Ichigo Collon (Strawberry Flavoured) in big boxes for about $2.

These below aren't Engrish, but they are still a bit odd and funny.




















No Schnauzers. They misbehave and can get out of trouble by being cute too easily to allow into the convenience store.
















No Helmets? Schnauzers I could understand, but helmets? It isn't like there has ever been a theft problem...